I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Romantic Quotes And Sayings by Patton Oswalt
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It’s not so much where I want you,Sophie, as it is how. Nothing tastes quite like a woman, and no woman tastes like you. - Marc Hunte...
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If you also thinks it means I wake up every morning wondering what I did to deserve having you back in my life, well, you'd be ri...
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I smiled sweetly at his embarressment, beginning to walk again, kicking up golden leaves. I heard him scuffling leaves behind me. &qu...
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She was never going to seek gainful employment again, that was for certain. She'd remain outside the public sector. She'd be ...
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Alpha bitches are all the same underneath. Don't know how to give an inch even if their damn fool lives depend on it. Romant...
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Peeta,” I say lightly. “You said at the interview you’d had a crush on me forever. When did forever start?” “Oh, let’s see. I guess t...
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All right, then,” she snapped, “do as you please! Perhaps afterward we could manage a coherent discussion.” Twisting beneath him, she...
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